[snop]

1 L1K3 TH1S ORN4M3NT

1T R3M1NDS M3 OF PYR4LSP1T3

WHO H3LP3D M3 S33 TH1NGS 1 COULD NOT

4ND 4LSO PROT3CT3D M3

dID PYRALSPITE FIT IN YOUR EAR„

bECAUSE THAT SEEMS VERY HANDY, i KNOW I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A, uH TINY DRAGON AS A PAL„ 

gOSH,

tHIS IS A MIGHTY WARRIOR OF A SNIFFBEAST„ aND HERE IT IS PLANNING TO TAKE DOWN IT’S ENEMIES„

pROBABLY WITH KISSES AND LOVE„

tHEY ARE DEVIOUS AND, uH ADORABLE }:o

sassiestsummoner:

yuri-tier:

fuckyeahungulates:

Ankole-Watusi Cow (Bos taurus)

WHAT A GOOD COW!!!

i LIKE THIS COW, iTS MAGNIFICENT HORNS REMIND ME OF MYSELF, 

i WONDER IF IT CONSTANTLY GETS CAUGHT IN DOORWAYS TOO,

i DON’T THINK MOOBEASTS HAVE DOORS, bUT IF THEY DID I BET THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND OUR PROBLEM„

gOSH I HOPE I MEET A BEAST LIKE THIS ONE, ONE DAY,

iT IS VERY HANDSOME AND BRAVE,

aND PROBABLY IT’S NOSE FEELS LIKE, uH VELVET

ragripper:

righteouspaps:

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I DID NOT AMASS OUR FORCES IN THIS MANNER.

THE SUMMONER, ON THE OTHER HAND…

I Believe The Proper Response To This

Can Only Be

Work It Boys

hEHEHEHE, oUR ANCESTORS WERE/ARE FUNNY„ 

i ENJOY THEIR RUDE DANCE„ iT IS VERY CUTE AND ALSO FULL OF SWAGGER,

i AM NOT TOO SURE, wHAT THE OFFICIAL DEFINITION OF SWAGGER IS,

bUT IT IS, uH PROBABLY CLOSE TO THIS

uH„

wOW„

i DID NOT REALISE THAT FIDUSPAWN WERE ACTUALLY ON EARTH TOO„

i AM REALLY EXCITED„ }:D

tHESE ARE SOME VERY TIRED SMALL BARKBEASTS„

pERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR THEIR LUSII TO TAKE THEM TO THE RECUPERCOON„

reluctanthelmsman:

sassiestsummoner:

wHAT IS THIS ‘pOKEMANS’ MY NEPHBRO IS TALKING OF?

dOES IT INVOLVE POKING PEOPLE?

hmm actually from what ii’ve 2een iit doe2n’t. iin fact one collect2 a bunch of liittle creature2 and battle2 them agaiin2t each other. no iidea why.

wELL THERE MIGHT BE SOME POKING OF PEOPLE„ i WON’T RULE IT OUT I GUESS„

bUT IT’S ABOUT BECOMING FRIENDS AND ALLIES WITH ALL NATURE OF BEASTS„

aND UH, hELPING THEM REACH THE PINACLE OF STRENGTH AND AWESOMENESS„

aLSO NO ONE GETS CULLED OR MAIMED,

wHICH IS PRETTY GOOD

[double snop]

oH YES, i HAVE BEEN WATCHING POKEMANS, aND IT’S THE BEST EARTH SHOW I HAVE FOUND„

i AM TOTALLY, uH EXCITED AT THE PROSPECT OF A POKEMARATHON„

wHAT SORT OF SNACKS SHOULD I BRING„ aND SHOULD I ATTEMPT THE PISTOLY THING„

sweet! uh, i don’t know. do trolls have special marathon snacks?

haha, nah, man, you should keep those guns holstered! they’re dangerous, you know. 

oH I COULD ASK TINKERBULL TO HELP ME MAKE„ gRUBCAKES„ (tHEY ARE CAKES THAT LOOK LIKE GRUBS„ bUT THEY DON’T HAVE GRUBS IN THEM„ i WAS CONFUSED TOO AT FIRST))

oR MAYBE GAMZEE COULD HELP ME BAKE SOMETHING„

i AM NOT VERY CONFIDENT IN THE KITCHEN„

bECAUSE I OFTEN, uH NICK MY HANDS„

bUT WAIT„ yOU DON’T LIKE CAKES VERY MUCH„ dO YOU JOHN

sORRY„

bEING GASTRONOMICALLY SENSITIVE IS HARD }:(

arrowdynamic:

horsedrawn100sus:

Son, did you by any chance construct this robotic hornbeast? If not, it may be of some interest to you.

D—> Oh
D—> I
D—> I did not construct this

D—> I w001d like to know who did
D—> This is quite an intimidating specimen

uM„ eQUIUS„ iF YOU DO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A ROBOT HOOFBEAST LIKE THIS„

cAN I RIDE IT SOMETIME„ iF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE„

iT LOOKS LIKE A GREAT AND NOBLE STEED„

i WOULD BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING A REAL CAVALREAPER„ }:D

[snop]

#i HAVE SEEN A LOT OF ANIMES NOW #i LIKE TEREZI’S ONES #tHEY ARE BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL #bUT THE HUMAN FIDUSPAWN STORIES ARE THE BEST#gOTTA CATCH THEM ALL #hEHEHEHE #}:)

tavros are you watching pokemon? because it just may happen that i have all of the original vhses.

and it also just may happen that i am overdue for a totally awesome pokemarathon.

let me take a page out of the jake dude’s book and do the pistoly thing at you.

*does the pistoly thing* 

oH YES, i HAVE BEEN WATCHING POKEMANS, aND IT’S THE BEST EARTH SHOW I HAVE FOUND„

i AM TOTALLY, uH EXCITED AT THE PROSPECT OF A POKEMARATHON„

wHAT SORT OF SNACKS SHOULD I BRING„ aND SHOULD I ATTEMPT THE PISTOLY THING„